misscupidturtle:

How to find MCR fans in a room

step 1: find a piano

step 2: play the first note to “welcome to the black parade”

step 3: Watch as their heads shoot up instantly 

ohnomyfangirlisshowing:

I love it when Michael talks because he’ll just be talking normally aND THEN HE’LL GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND START YELLING ANd then he’ll remember to use his inside voice and talk normally again bUT THEN HE’LL GET EXCITED AGAIN and it’s just a never ending cycle

drunkletone:

"Take that head of yours and stick it through the clouds."Proud to dedicate part of my body to a band that’s helped me through so many shitty days.Thanks Kyle at Lark Tattoo for a sick job.You’re never alone.Defeat the low.

drunkletone:

"Take that head of yours and stick it through the clouds."

Proud to dedicate part of my body to a band that’s helped me through so many shitty days.
Thanks Kyle at Lark Tattoo for a sick job.

You’re never alone.
Defeat the low.

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

trash-king:

meaniemikan:

trash-king:

when none of ur internet friends are online

timezoned again

clockblocked

FUCK

Mum: this is them?
Me: yeah
Mum: this is the band you're obsessed with?
Me: yeah
Mum: is that guy pretending to be a unicorn with a microphone?
Me: yeah.

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

keepcalmandlove-c-a-l-m:

This is why Ashton is not a lead singer…. we’d all be dead!

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES