why do chihuahuas looks like they are scared the whole time
who wouldn’t be afraid in this economy
but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?
"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"
it’s not you, its your eyebrows
today this guy in my class asked me why my eyeliner is on point but my handwriting sucks
I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math